Why we're not millionaires

Posted by Aaron at 8/02/2007 09:59:00 PM

"I know how we're going to be millioniares."
"How's that?"
"Well it's too late now, but I should have tried to catch a Barry Bonds homerun ball when I was driving by Dodger Stadium."

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  1. Caro said...
    August 3, 2007 at 8:50 PM  
    Wasn't in Einstein who said, "The greatest aim of science is the construction of a time machine so that one may profit from sporting events of which one already knows the outcome"?
    Aaron said...
    August 4, 2007 at 1:27 AM  
    A long held fear of mine is that I'd invent a time machine, go back in time, and forget the outcome of the sporting event I went back to bet on. If only I had an book that listed the outcome of every sporting event from now until the end of the century.
    Mara said...
    August 4, 2007 at 5:38 AM  
    That wasn't Einstein, that was Biff from Back to the Future.

    Personally, I think that we should all take a lesson from the pages of Back to the Future 2 - no good will come from this type of action.
    Caro said...
    August 4, 2007 at 9:51 AM  
    Ah. Well I knew it was one of the great thinkers of the 20th century. I just couldn't remember which one.
    Mara said...
    August 4, 2007 at 10:48 AM  
    I think that Doc was the real thinker in that morality tale; apart from getting the Libyans terrorists involved.

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